Pothole Philosopher Prints

Road Construction

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

You can't get what up

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Artist Misses the Point

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"You're overthinking this."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Lemmings on Vacation

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Is it labor day already?'

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."