Pothole Pondering Prints

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"Who was first?"

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'