Pothole Jesters Prints

You hit that pothole pretty hard.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Any other skills?"

Rodins rotten juggler

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'It certainly is a big one!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

Dried Herbs

Coast to coast walk.

Banana Arcade Game

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Can we use the buddy system and just keep five commandments each?

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'