Pothole Jesters Pillows

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Any other skills?"

Rodins rotten juggler

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'It certainly is a big one!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Dried Herbs

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Coast to coast walk.

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

Banana Arcade Game

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'