Pothole Ponderer Gifts

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Beginning Yarder.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ricochet

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent