Pothole Ponderer Mugs

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Beginning Yarder.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim