Pitfall Ponderer Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates the pitfall ponderer's insightful humor—perfect for fueling deep thoughts and playful musings alike.

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Dead spots

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Happy thoughts

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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'A short economics test - if you bought something for mockup

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!" mockup

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

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'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage. mockup

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

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How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance? mockup

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

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"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?" mockup

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?" mockup

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

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Keystone XL

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.' mockup

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

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'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking." mockup

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.' mockup

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

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Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything. mockup

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.' mockup

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

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The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted. mockup

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

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'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...' mockup

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!" mockup

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

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'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.' mockup

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.' mockup

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.' mockup

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

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Pitfall Ponderer Mugs Collection

Pitfall Ponderer Pillows

Find pillows that add personality and humor to any space, tailored for the creative thinker who loves to ponder life's challenges.

Pitfall Ponderer Prints

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Pitfall Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the thoughtful and humorous spirit of the pitfall ponderer—perfect for everyday wear and making a statement.