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Dead spots

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Happy thoughts

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Keystone XL

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'