Pocket Ponderer Gifts

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Have you seen my money?

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'