Pothole Survivor Gifts

Bumps in the road.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'