Pothole Protester Gifts

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

St. Lukes Silent Order

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Revolution

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

War and Peace

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

Rebels without a magic marker

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'