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Bumps in the road.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

God in the bunker.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Trading Places.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'