Pothole Protestor T-Shirts

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'Let him hit you.'

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Rebels without a magic marker

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Extinction Rebellion protests

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'What could possibly go wrong with the Keystone Pipeline? And don't worry about those non-fracking related earthquakes.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Detour

Over worked and under paid: 'Thank you, madam.'

Road Construction

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'