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'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Leading Economic Indicator.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."