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'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"There's accounting, there's creative accounting, and then there's G. Thomas Whatly."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'What's that for? To open my Swiss bank account.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

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'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."