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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'It's the simple things.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Street trader tricking police.

"No. I can still see you."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'