Loophole Strategist Gifts

IRS Taxpayer Information. I'm sorry, sir, that loophole is reserved for people in the loop!

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'It's the simple things.'

Furtive Milking

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Street trader tricking police.

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

Model Stealth Bomber.