Loophole Explorer Gifts

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'I'm just here for a few of your favourite tax loopholes.'

'Wow! Look at him dodging his taxes.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Cometh the Cow!

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"