Loophole Lovers Gifts

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.