Loophole Lover Gifts

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"That's our legal department."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

Tax loopholes...

Tax Loophole: Putting Everything in the dog's name.

"Our fee is �1,000 per loophole."

'He's a brilliant accountant. He's even had a loophole named after him.'

'I can get you off on the assault and armed robbery charges, but this reusing coupons that are limited to one per family...'

"I knew I could put this pile of dollars to good use."

Dodge and Weave Tax Consultants

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

'No kidding? Are you really the patron saint of tax loopholes?'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"The name says it all: I specialize in exploiting tax loopholes..."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

I'm sorry, Mr. Fenwick, that tax loophole was designed for somebody who makes a hell of a lot more money than you do.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

'What is the most tax efficient way to invest my savings? Don't tell the tax man.'

'Son, to be rich means driving through the rush hour of life with blue lights flashing and th right of way.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

IRS Taxpayer Information. I'm sorry, sir, that loophole is reserved for people in the loop! (Published originally on February 1, 2013).

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'

"Can I use your bathroom?"

"If they’re going to make me pay more tax I’ll go abroad and not pay somewhere else."

'And how many loopholes did you make last year?' When lawyers get audited.

"I hear you've been doing some wonderful things with loopholes!"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'