Legal Loophole Lover Gifts

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Loopholes - "That's our legal department."

'Oops, my mistake...Carry on, sir.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"How can it be an 'Act of God'? Your policy states you're an atheist."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"They're class action figures."

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

Upholding the Law

"No offence Jon, but..."