Legal Loophole Fan Gifts

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

So...who is your provider ?

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

For those who seem to have everything.

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Why do you call yourself Arthur plc?'

"Burger King bought a Canadian donut chain and relocated its headquarters to Canada to skip U.S. taxes."

I heart tax loopholes.

"Instead of auditing you, I'd like to buy your tax secrets."

'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'

'I was fired last year, but I still get a check after I hacked into their payroll program.'