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'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."