Luggage Loophole Enthusiast Gifts

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

All gates.