Luggage Loophole Enthusiast Gifts

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"You overpacked again."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).