Law Loophole Enthusiast Gifts

"Now you know why they call him 'the loophole-lawyer'!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Violent Crime Statistics

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."