Legal Loophole Lovers Gifts

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"They're class action figures."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."