Legal Loopholes Gifts

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

For those who seem to have everything.

"Instead of auditing you, I'd like to buy your tax secrets."