Legal Loophole Navigator Gifts

Sign it 'yours sincerely', that should confuse them.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"If the bastards are going to take away my non dom status I've a good mind to leave the country and go and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

Check your phone. I just sent you an e-ticket.

"Burger King bought a Canadian donut chain and relocated its headquarters to Canada to skip U.S. taxes."

"Instead of auditing you, I'd like to buy your tax secrets."

'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'

'I was fired last year, but I still get a check after I hacked into their payroll program.'

"Our fees are �10, 000 per loophole."

"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."