Loophole Aficionados Gifts

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

'And how many loopholes did you make last year?' When lawyers get audited.