Loophole Aficionados Prints

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

'And how many loopholes did you make last year?' When lawyers get audited.