Loophole Master Prints

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Tommy!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'