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"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Tommy!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

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"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.