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'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"I think the milk's off!"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Spring Damage.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

'And how many loopholes did you make last year?' When lawyers get audited.

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!