Loophole Spotter Gifts

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"I think the milk's off!"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Spring Damage.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

I'm sorry, Mr. Fenwick, that tax loophole was designed for somebody who makes a hell of a lot more money than you do.

'And how many loopholes did you make last year?' When lawyers get audited.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."