Loophole Legend Gifts

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'