Loophole Luminary Gifts

'My wife and I are both named Leslie...Are there any tax advantages?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

The Hobby Store

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."