Loophole Luminary Mugs

'My wife and I are both named Leslie...Are there any tax advantages?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Lennon and McCartney.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

The Hobby Store

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."