Pothole Protector T-Shirts

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Tred carefully mill.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

Tour de Pothole.

Spring Damage.

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'It worked!'

Gummy Bears

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Bumps in the road.

Children and the pandemic

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

Modern Childhood

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'