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"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Trump leaving

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Any references?"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Pavement Artist

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Grass huggers.

"See a trend?"

Do something for the environment.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Climate change

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Earth Reset Button.

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

COP26

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."