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The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Trading Places.

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

You are here... ...Run!!!

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Cycling Deaths

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"Accursed global warming!"

"You should have called earlier."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'