Bike Lane Defender Pillows

"Hey! You're in the bike lane!"

Touring Cyclist

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"Don't invade his space."

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"This is the worst parade ever."

J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

Cycle Lane

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

'They want bike lanes,'

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"No,I won't tell you who I copied my math test from!"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

"That was my answering cervix."

Bike chain

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

'I don't have a lock! I hate to leave my bike unlocked overnight!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much."

"Well when you leave your bike you take the saddle and front wheel"

"Well darling, what makes you think I'll take no for an answer?"