Bike Lane Advocate Pillows

Where Will the Bike Lanes Go?

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

Touring Cyclist

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

It's much easier on my knees.

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Sustainable transport

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

Cycle Lane

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Lollipop lady

Bikes versus Cars

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

"Why can't I park here ?"

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Warning- Giants!