Suv Defender Pillows

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

"Believe me, with the Equalizer, here, you'll never take any crap from an S.U.V. again."

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Vulture oil inc.

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

Size Matters.

'Unsinkable.'

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'

"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"

Please help 4x4 to fill.