King Of The Lanes Gifts

Accident whilst bowling.

"Surprise!"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

King of the Swingers.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'They want bike lanes,'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

'To bowl, perchance to dream....'

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Hooked on spares....

'How's the new sports car.'

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."