King Of Connectivity Gifts

"Everywhere the Wi-Fi reaches is our kingdom."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

A Highly Networked Staff

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Lovers greeting each other

'Male and Female He created them.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'Slow Connection'

'I love my mobile.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

"Two bars—how about you?"

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

Like me on Facebook?

"We take connectivity very seriously."

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

'It's difficult to get my work done. . .my BlackBerry takes up most of my time.'

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'