King Of Connectivity T-Shirts

"Everywhere the Wi-Fi reaches is our kingdom."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

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"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Male and Female He created them.'

Lovers greeting each other

'Slow Connection'

'I love my mobile.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

"Two bars—how about you?"

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

"We take connectivity very seriously."

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

"Hey, Google, tell Siri to ask Alexa to turn off the lights."