King Of Banter Gifts

Looking for a gift for the king of banter? Our playful and witty items capture the essence of sharp wit and humor. Perfect for those who love to keep the humor alive and brighten any day with a clever remark or a good laugh. Explore a variety of products designed to showcase their quick thinking and sparkling humor.

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"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope." mockup

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

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Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play." mockup

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.' mockup

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.' mockup

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?' mockup

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

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"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet." mockup

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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"I'll have a man overboard!"

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night." mockup

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

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'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.' mockup

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

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I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend. mockup

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

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"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!" mockup

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

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"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion." mockup

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong." mockup

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

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