Queen Of The Banter Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures her quick wit and sharp humor? Our collection for the queen of the banter is filled with playful, clever designs that celebrate her spot-on comebacks and lively personality. Perfect for anyone who loves to keep the conversation lively, these items add a touch of humor and personality to her everyday essentials. Whether it’s for her home, wardrobe, or office, find a gift that truly celebrates her unique charm.

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'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.' mockup

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?' mockup

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

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"I'll have a man overboard!"

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Cold caller.

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The Gilmore Girls

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.' mockup

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

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"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion." mockup

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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"It's the drink talking"

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope." mockup

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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Home Business - Wife.

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Full Of Beans

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"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?" mockup

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

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Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

Albatross bragging about his latest catch... mockup

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

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'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.'' mockup

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

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"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!" mockup

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

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Mom! Billy's censoring me!

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'Not tonight, I have a headache,' mockup

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'

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Cylinder Head

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"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him." mockup

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

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'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.' mockup

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

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'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.' mockup

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

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'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!' mockup

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

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"Shall I fry it or flush it?"

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'And now the other leg!'

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Queen Of The Banter Gifts Collection

Queen Of The Banter Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs designed for the queen of the banter—perfect for her morning coffee or tea ritual.

Queen Of The Banter Pillows

Find the perfect pillow that blends comfort with humor—an ideal way for her to add personality to her living space.

Queen Of The Banter Prints

Browse our collection of funny and clever prints that celebrate her spirited personality—great for decorating her favorite spaces.

Queen Of The Banter T-Shirts

Explore our playful t-shirts that match her lively personality and love for a good joke—ideal for casual outings and days at home.