Green On The Greens Mugs

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Global Warming.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"It's a sign!"

King of the Swingers.

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

'We're going completely green.'

The Global War Against Global Warming

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

"Fore!"

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."

Golf cheerleaders.

Clean the world.

"I'm afraid you've got subsidence."

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

"You had me at plant based diet..."