Green On The Greens T-Shirts

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Global Warming.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It's a sign!"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'We're going completely green.'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

King of the Swingers.

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."

Golf cheerleaders.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

Clean the world.

"Fore!"

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

'You never worried about interfering with the ecology before!'

"You had me at plant based diet..."